This is the breakdown of items stolen from vehicles–they actually print it like this.  Apparently, someone was hungry.

Larceny from Auto
Stereo: 4; Tire: 1; Wallet: 2; TV: 1; Phone: 3; GPS: 11; Sunglasses: 3; Cash: $35; Golf clubs: 7; Purse: 1; Tag: 2; Computer: 3; Chicken tender: 1; Wallet: 2; mp3: 2; Briefcase: 1

Is it possible the Inner Harbor fox has made its way west to Ridgely’s? Alert the authorities!

And who’s the idiot who left their police car UNLOCKED? Or better yet–who’s the idiot who stole FROM a police car?

1300 block Patapsco St., Tuesday, Jan. 17, 9:30 p.m.: A police tactical vest, ballistic vest, police radio, flashlight, two magazines loaded with .40 caliber ammunition, a knife, handcuffs and handcuff key were stolen from a parked car.

Man, I LOVE this stuff!

One Response to “Another edition of the Baltimore Guide Crime Watch”

  1. J Says:

    LOL!!!! Chicken Tender: 1 LOL!!!!!

    That made my morning!

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