Then see the latest from the Baltimore Guide crime watch below:

Burglary

N. Lakewood Avenue, 400 block, February 2, 2 a.m. Someone broke into a house and took jewelry and ladies underwear, described as a thong panty, red in color. A suspect was named to police. The victim was able to confirm the identity of the thief because he texted a photo of the thong to her cell phone. He continued to send her taunting texts and she eventually made arrangements to meet him and retrieve her thong. The man, whom she described as just a friend, showed up with the panties, while she showed up with uniformed officers, who arrested him.

N. Streeper Street, 500 block, January 30, 10:50 p.m. Police reponded to a report of two men committing a burglary, and saw two men pushing a refrigerator up an alley. They were stopped and questioned, and told police they had bought the fridge “from a white guy for $5.” Police did not believe they had entered into this transaction, and arrested them.

Unit block E. Randall St., Saturday, Feb. 4, 11:53 p.m.: A man rifled a six-year-old boy’s pockets for cash.

Some things of interest:

1. Where did the firetruck that was going the wrong way down Penn Street finally end up at? I assume somewhere on Portland or Freemont–but just curious if there was a fire or something. Anyone know?

2.  There’s alot of houses available on Dover Street all of a sudden. Where did the people go? Alien abduction?

3.  The Wistro is going to have a Euchre tournament (according to the Ridgely’s Rag).  Wait, what? Did we suddenly get picked up and dropped down in the middle of the U.P.? People in Maryland don’t play Euchre.

4.  I heard that the new possible Grand Prix @ssholes want to turn it into a 10-day event? WTF. Seriously? Do they not realize what an inconvenience this was for 5 days–but to turn it into a 10 day thing? You can’t disrupt peoples lives and livlihoods like that.  Let it go, SRB. We don’t NEED or WANT another failure of a Grand Prix race.  It was a FAILURE the first time around–why keep beating a dead horse?

5.  That’s all I’ve got. It’s been a slow week in the Pinky and Brain household.